About

Market and 3rd.com is the home of our podcasts, ramblings, and festering pit of dick & fart jokes. Years ago, we met while working for an education company located by Market and 3rd street in downtown San Francisco. Our jobs sucked but we learned early on that we both loved drinking whiskey, offensive shit and fucking farm animals…well…ok, Nick liked that last part more, he’s from Bakersfield.

Over the years, we have led several Bay to Breakers teams, watched hobos shit outside our offices, and crashed a St. Patty’s Day parade. We are both loudmouths,  into a lot of different stuff, and grew up on radio. It was only a matter of time before we got our dicks out of the metaphorical gloryholes of our midweek, afterwork apathy and started podcasting, much to our significant others’ dismay. We are here to have a good time, talk some shit, and make ourselves laugh. If you get offended, then all we can say is “Mom, get off the internet…and make me some meatloaf!”

Sincerely,
Nick & Danny